of particular interest to rods (regarding "why nice guys get less sex than they should")
i have a theory, that girls have a innate craving to be the center of attention in some form. whether it's being noticed for having a new hairstyle, dating the best looking guy in the building, or to have a special someone's exclusive focus. on the last one, i realised, rods, the answer lies there.
every girl wants to feel special and loved, no? however, girls are relatively dense (sorry.) and hence fail to make the distinction between 'exclusive love' and 'slightly special love'.
exclusive love is an abbreviation of "exclusive want to make love". the girl/victim, should feel flattered and special. but that's a lie itself, because playaz make every girl they wanna f*ck feel like that in that way (usually more than one such girl exists at a particular point in time). example of such a playa : pronounciations to the 2 parts of a name. 1st ) the alphabet after 'm'. 2nd) the past tense of 'draw'. example of victim : 2 parts again. 1st ) a rather smelly dairy product ( eg. permesean). 2nd ) rhymes with 'psycho'.
slightly special love is what it seems to be. this is the weapon of the (rare) breed of Men known as 'nice guys' (as opposed to the alot more common 'playa' breed we encoutnered earlier). nice guys understand the way girls think and hence are like good female friends. they treat all girls the same general way, until there is a special girl. then, that lucky special girl gets to be 'slightly special' to the nice guy. ode to the nice guys : 1st ) abbreviation of samantha, name of the main character in 'i am sam'. 2nd ) not chingay, not singh-gay, but t***g gay. 3rd ) thai for 'dick'. sounds like 'kueh'. 4th) only guy with nike dunks hi-cut i know. family name alike the roman emperor constantine. i have tremendous respect for the 4 of you guys. though you guys are undoubtedly faggIIIts, you all are pioneers and inspirations. respect.
so, ladies, be smart. choose between 'exclusive' and 'slightly special'; it aint rocket science aiight?
i have a theory, that girls have a innate craving to be the center of attention in some form. whether it's being noticed for having a new hairstyle, dating the best looking guy in the building, or to have a special someone's exclusive focus. on the last one, i realised, rods, the answer lies there.
every girl wants to feel special and loved, no? however, girls are relatively dense (sorry.) and hence fail to make the distinction between 'exclusive love' and 'slightly special love'.
exclusive love is an abbreviation of "exclusive want to make love". the girl/victim, should feel flattered and special. but that's a lie itself, because playaz make every girl they wanna f*ck feel like that in that way (usually more than one such girl exists at a particular point in time). example of such a playa : pronounciations to the 2 parts of a name. 1st ) the alphabet after 'm'. 2nd) the past tense of 'draw'. example of victim : 2 parts again. 1st ) a rather smelly dairy product ( eg. permesean). 2nd ) rhymes with 'psycho'.
slightly special love is what it seems to be. this is the weapon of the (rare) breed of Men known as 'nice guys' (as opposed to the alot more common 'playa' breed we encoutnered earlier). nice guys understand the way girls think and hence are like good female friends. they treat all girls the same general way, until there is a special girl. then, that lucky special girl gets to be 'slightly special' to the nice guy. ode to the nice guys : 1st ) abbreviation of samantha, name of the main character in 'i am sam'. 2nd ) not chingay, not singh-gay, but t***g gay. 3rd ) thai for 'dick'. sounds like 'kueh'. 4th) only guy with nike dunks hi-cut i know. family name alike the roman emperor constantine. i have tremendous respect for the 4 of you guys. though you guys are undoubtedly faggIIIts, you all are pioneers and inspirations. respect.
so, ladies, be smart. choose between 'exclusive' and 'slightly special'; it aint rocket science aiight?
posted by pirui at 5:43 PM
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sweeeeeeeeeeet
-debbo
hooooooooooo-
double sweetness to that.
rods
now it's quadruple sweet coz bith of u came along :)
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