keysss me, ander the mlked twaylay, v-side the grin grin grass, we'll make the parflays dance like your fathers melt, the silvermousse is barkley, you vear the shooz, and i vill were the dress, so keys me...
rods, it's a hot duet baby! pffft. if you're an ignoramus :
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=leW9nn8ZCAM&search=keys%20me
tell me that isnt fuckin hilarious. oi kapatid! some say she looks like you when she first enters the stage from afar. guess what!?! i agree. hahaha.
oh hor! you die! you hurt me. cheat my feelings. i tell MT, my mother, and teacher. you screwed now bitch! hahahaha. i joke. so i was down, i was out, for a few hours. but now im back; and at the same time realsing i have psych exam in 3 hours and im fucked. uFOOOO! total failure!
in around 13 hours, i'll be flying home for 3 hours, before flying off to UK. quick, guess the soreness of a man's backside after sitting on shitty economy class seats for that long! hahaha. this reminds me of how SOME people should not walk and run, just sit in wheelchairs. hahaha. no mr. stephen hawkings, sir, im not talking about you.. what? i cant really 'hear' you, tap your finger harder please. hahaha shit, what's the word coming to, making jokes of a paraplegic who probably has the highest IQ in history, who's the lucasian professor of mathematics, a seat previously held by newton the sweetest physicists ever. ok thats debatable cause einstein was fucking incredible too.
hey guys, if you need or want anything from UK, please tell me asap. so i can tell you asap, to fuck off and buy it yourself. joke lang! dont get all angsty midget up on my ass, put that skateboard away. and deb, you cant borrow it, if not how the fuck will he move around. oh no. this is pure evilness. shoot me. im such a bitch. as mt will say "bitch, you're more of a bitch than a bitch". aye mt, why dont you, just have a nice cup of shut the fuck up, and just suck my ... ... okok i'll stop, you're still blowing me tonight, yeah?
back in singapore on the 25th, ready for:
ketchup (catch up, a-hur-hur-hur) with sam, wild passionate sex with MT, looking for those sneaky sonavabitches dead fishes with rods, treetopcock with the gang, +2kg diet plan, and laughing at 'one two tree's' and 'womits' 'siao' 'wah biang' 'kanina nabei chao cheebye, fuck your mother go and die' and other sexy singaporean terms. might say hi to the cunts in jc and poly too. then laugh at them cause they got exams or some shit. at the end of the day, say what you want, im not trying to say im cool, im just saying im the-muthafucking-bomb (minus the dirty ass crack). so who wants to explode?
deb, if you havent laughed for at least 2 minutes in total while reading this, i'll be so upset. :( break my heart too, why dont you. then slowly... break away...
rods, no body loves you like i do, esp when im being spiderman on the first date when a typhoon hits.
jo : 10kg chope. hahahahahahahahaha
lisa; have fun in HK, we'll ketchup before you can say "cha cha i love toes" 500000000000000000000000000000 times. quick start, and dont lose count ar.

*ps. if im found dead, it's because i just paid 10k in school fees (and im still going to go fail stupid psych. fucking freud (jokes, respect OG, respect, i love you man, dont say i be dissin you, cause i got cha back aiight? if anyone tries to fuck wit ya, somebody's gonna get shat. as in the past tense of shoot, no the supposed past tense of shit. GOODBYE CRUEL WORLD!