karate is kool! i dont know why i train so hard. im not going for competition, i dont need to impress anyone, dont have to kick any ass etc etc. hmm.
its fun, to see how much it hurts after training. it usually hurts like rodelle. ie hurts like a biatch. joking. :)
zomg. last week i found out that i have a chem test this week and a bio one next week. today i found out i have an econs test on thurs. uh oh. should've seen my face and heard my balls drop when my friend in tute asked me 'study until where'.
strawberry puree + cocoa butter = finest strawberry courverture = orgasm inducing, crotch rocking sex in my mouth. but @ $1.20 a piece, it's a real rodelle getting my hands on some of them. this storebelly jokolate is like a super high class version of yan yan. soo hawt. make me wanna cu... come.
this weekend has been slack and chilled TTM. i hope it never ends. oh shit. chem test tomorrow right. and one on thursday too. guess it ended. never mind, tomorrow never cums (hey double pun!), no test = no need to study! woohoo!

the girls of the day were : LOLELLEH and DEBBIEEEEEEE! uFOOOO!
tsk, such darlings they were, followed me to watch Dragon Tiger Gate with me in a dodgy Chinatown theater where the seats were sticky with dirty dried cum with black trimmings. then came down from boulevard to hushhhh :) you guys beat the hello kitty girl any day! ANY! but if you two faint ar... pulling you guys on the cart up the hill.... i'll just goo-nye.
as you all know, i'm an exponent at martial arts. im dragon. deb's is even more powerful, she's tiger. and rods... well. someone has to be gate i guess. we're Dragon Tiger Gate! wooooo!
donnie yen (tiger in the movie), is the man! fucken hell, that bro got some skills, yo! and his bod. shit man, he's hawt. so i'll drop him. ok not funny.
my voice is raspier than a raspberry, i mean laspbelly. sorethroat still at the club getting tonsils irritated by crappy smokey air, then shouting to get a simple point across. all rods fault, told me to go boulevard and then later cannot go in. stupick. dun wolly la lolelleh, still lub-choo belly much hor. :)
dunno what i'll do without you gals! (prolly turn gay)

deborah wee hwee shee pee lee chen xiao li
happy eligible elegant elephant eighteen. goodbye cruel world!
birthdays are always special events, we celebrate our mothers' day of pain, and our wretched luck in being borne. hahaha fun stuff.
deb's... ahhh... we've been through everything. she called me irritating, that passed. i called her fat, that stays... what else? she's my favouretest poopie. and coolest girl with green hair. and sweetest deborah wee i know. hmm. my boss in the novena gang.
dear debdeb, im so glad you're an adult now. sorta. thanks for everything, i don't know what i've done that made me so lucky to have known you. definitely not cause of my wanking. maybe cause of my dissin jo, so i will continue to do so. (under danger in the swimming pool). when i'm at a loss, you're always one to call, when i need advice, i look to you to talk cock till i forget what i need advice about, when i need someone to scream "zzzzomg i f*cking passed", i can always count on you. when i need to get fat on ice cream. hyeh hyeh hyeh... i just hope that you will not hesitate to call on me.. (call on meeeee.. doo tu doo?
poopie secret code: woof woooof bark yelp laboooo :)

mainly 2 views on attraction to potential mates. social and genetical.
im somehow inclined to think that humans, are actually, very animalistic.

looks? that's not social, it's genetical. that's why people see fiona xie and say "ZZZOMG! hawt", and i say "nooo. lydia sum please!". guys will tell me michael tseng and say CAO AH KWA, but i'll just see a hunk (while picturing him naked strumming a guitar). symmetry, double eyelids, eyebrowns, pixie ears, all boil down to 'who would YOU rather mate with'.
looks are not confined to facial features, it's bodily shape that give and take merit points as well. flat, fat and fugly, can go home. (bye MT). i think that's why guys like to work out after they reach sexual maturity, in hopes to attract mates by their PHYSICS (physique).
money? tell me that money isn't what provides shelter and food and creature comfort. is that not what animals look for? shelter and food. it all boils down to that. yes, she will marry you if you're rich, but is that true attraction or manipulation? is it not true that girls want to marry rich office guys, but think that lumberjacks are way sexier, and would have affairs if given half a chance? dont worry mike, i wouldn't never DREAM of such a thing, unlike maddie that bitch. saw her looking that ugly hobo the other day with lust in her eyes. i'm not saying anything, but whatever turns you on, bitch.
intelligence and personality. these two traits compel me to believe that shit, we're more evolved that most animals, but animals none the less. it's inert, what we chooe to like and not like in potential partners, not bound by social aspects.

however, varying degrees of LOVE.. now that's special. our ability to love is uncomparable and unconquerable (so stop trying to break us up maddie. go date MZ or some fat shit.) i believe this is what gives us our humanity, this is what our Chainer in heaven gave us to differntiate us from His other creations.
love makes a girl prettier (so does alcohol). love helps heal and give (so let's make lots of it, it's a good thing). love mmmm, i love jigen... omg. jigen lice, satay, drunken jigen... tangy jigen pizza.