deborah wee hwee shee pee lee chen xiao li
happy eligible elegant elephant eighteen. goodbye cruel world!
birthdays are always special events, we celebrate our mothers' day of pain, and our wretched luck in being borne. hahaha fun stuff.
deb's... ahhh... we've been through everything. she called me irritating, that passed. i called her fat, that stays... what else? she's my favouretest poopie. and coolest girl with green hair. and sweetest deborah wee i know. hmm. my boss in the novena gang.
dear debdeb, im so glad you're an adult now. sorta. thanks for everything, i don't know what i've done that made me so lucky to have known you. definitely not cause of my wanking. maybe cause of my dissin jo, so i will continue to do so. (under danger in the swimming pool). when i'm at a loss, you're always one to call, when i need advice, i look to you to talk cock till i forget what i need advice about, when i need someone to scream "zzzzomg i f*cking passed", i can always count on you. when i need to get fat on ice cream. hyeh hyeh hyeh... i just hope that you will not hesitate to call on me.. (call on meeeee.. doo tu doo?
poopie secret code: woof woooof bark yelp laboooo :)